one of my best friends called this morning. here is the conversation...
(a = me, j = her)
a: hello?
j: did i wake you?
a: no, my alarm just went off, but i haven't gotten out of bed yet.
j: ok... so i just had a dream that i died.
a: ok...
j:i went to heaven, which already makes this scary...
a: ok...
j: but when i got there, i was walking around. i saw my dad, i saw Jesus and then there was God...
a: ok, and...
j: do you know who God looked like?
a: no, who?
j: homer simpson, a really big homer simpson... and his hair was like dreads...
a: (the only possible response to this is laughter!) so, God has dreads?!?
j: no, they are really not like dreads, but more like how shirley temple's hair was...
a: with ringlets?
j: yes!
a: so let me get this... you just woke up from a dream about you dying, going to heaven, seeing your dad, Jesus and God, who looked a big home simpson with ringlets like shirley temple?!? did you drink last night.
j: no, i just took some sinus meds because i have to work tonight and i am trying to go back to sleep...
a: ok, then... that was quite a dream!
i hung up the phone and knew that this was a conversation that i would need to share! enjoy!
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